January 2012
when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
December 2011
At a restaurant:
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
When your mom starts cooking and the aroma moves...
Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer... →
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cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
everyone: it's just a band
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
When someone tells me they like me
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BREAKING NEWS: Dora suffers from a heart attack...
My friends with their guy problems.
For every guy of the week, they’re like,
“He hasn’t texted me in like FIVE MINUTES. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?”
And I’m just chillin’ on Tumblr like,
“My mental relationship with my favorite celebrity is going fucking fantastic.”